Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan (Anon)

1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2. Be considerate, rearrange their alter so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their alter candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5. Shapren their dull black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the "true religion".
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play cards with their Tarot deck.
10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

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